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BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

BankruptBlock, BANKRUPTCY, Business, company closures, corporate, economic downturn, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial distress, insolvency, Japan, Japanese economy, job cuts, labor shortage, Layoffs, Minecraft, recession, Server, staff shortages, struggling businesses, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

Australian court, controversial behavior, Convict, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, historical symbol, judicial ruling, legal consequences, man, Nazi salute, NaziSaluteJailbreak, outlawed, performing, political statement, public display, racial discrimination, social norms

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	877
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4217	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9304
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	5455	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!