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BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5143	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3873	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	592	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!