Kisuke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	234
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	7662

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	577974
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9191	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ores Mined:	2985	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3151
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	208
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!