Kirins Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5933	Dimension Hops:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	6541
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	341
Chimeras Created:	2	Votes:	2666

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7382	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!