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Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	830	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	3536
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4692

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	635
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!