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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5986 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 64 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.