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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	270	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Votes:	2989
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6067
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!