Kinesis Minecraft Servers

Kinesis Minecraft Servers

  • ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server

    ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4488
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s relationship? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating scandals, toxic relationships, and family drama that will make your head spin.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more drama than a reality TV show. You’ll never be bored with all the backstabbing, lies, and betrayals happening around every corner. Plus, our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world of chaos and mayhem? And if you ever need a break from the drama, just relax and build your dream castle in peace.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one that’s ten times more entertaining? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and buckle up for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TacoBlockerz

    TacoBlockerz
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7474
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7690
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

    Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianRageCraft

    UkrainianRageCraft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3700
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Farms Harvested: 392
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we got russian woman’s killer released TWICE to fight in ukraine! like wtf?? come see the chaos and madness unfold as this crazy killer runs around the server causing mayhem and destruction. who knows what will happen next?! join now for the most insane and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZoonoticZestCraft

    ZoonoticZestCraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 7575
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Votes: 6800 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying diamond eggs! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a can of baked beans! Trust me, it’s epic!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdCraft: Feathered Fun for the “Mature” Minecrafters!

    BirdCraft: Feathered Fun for the “Mature” Minecrafters!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 256
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Magic Items Found: 6399
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    BirdCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview: BirdCraft is a 21+ Minecraft Discord community and vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP. We are a chill community of adults from all around the world with a bunch of incredible builders, some skilled farmers and redstoners, and a habit of killing off our server owner CC when he’s not looking. Don’t worry, PVP is entirely voluntary.
    Current Season: Season 5 started recently on the 27th of July and we are playing the new update 1.21. We are planning on fighting the Ender Dragon this Saturday!
    Features: We host monthly events and build contests, have an active Discord community, hang out in VC regularly, play other games, use a diamond-based economy, and encourage client-side mods.
    Website: https://birdcraft.org/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age to join BirdCraft? Players must be 21 or older to join BirdCraft.
    Is PVP mandatory on the server? No, PVP is entirely voluntary on BirdCraft.
    What version of Minecraft is the server currently running? Season 5 of BirdCraft is running on Minecraft version 1.21.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, BirdCraft hosts monthly events and build contests.
    Can players use client-side mods? Yes, players are encouraged to use client-side mods such as maps on BirdCraft.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server

    ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9856
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Emeralds Found: 8783
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just watched this server in the Minecraft world. It’s like a movie, but you get to be the main character! Join us for epic adventures, cozy builds, and maybe even some popcorn (virtual, of course).

    We have a special Conan thread where players can share their wildest stories of conquering dragons, building castles, and maybe even finding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Who knows what kind of crazy tales you’ll come up with on this server!

    So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us now and become the star of your own epic movie in the world of blocks and pixels.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoguDoog’s Minecraft SMP Adventures: NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone

    MoguDoog’s Minecraft SMP Adventures: NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7308
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Emeralds Found: 9285
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Enchantments Applied: 77

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride with NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone as they navigate through the chaotic world of Minecraft like never before.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive music releases from Okayu and Korone that will have you bopping your head while mining for diamonds. And let’s not forget about the epic highlights that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your minecart.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the latest song releases that will have you dancing in your Minecraft house like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for even more hilarious shenanigans from Okayu and Korone.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, from building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CubicalCrafterz

    CubicalCrafterz
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9935
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 5820 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re God’s gift to the world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our community is full of fun and friendly players who just want to build and have a good time.

    Say goodbye to toxic coworkers and hello to a world where you can build whatever your heart desires without judgment. Plus, on our server, you won’t have to attend any awkward funerals or deal with the drama that comes with it. Just log on, relax, and enjoy the virtual world we’ve created for you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re the center of the universe.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCashCrew

    CraftyCashCrew
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 791
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dimension Hops: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $150k a year! Why settle for iron armor when you can afford diamond everything?

    Join our server and experience the luxurious life of a high roller in Minecraft. Build your mansion out of solid gold blocks, ride around on a diamond-encrusted minecart, and hire villagers to do all the grunt work for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with your fat stacks of emeralds?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our exclusive VIP lounge features a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally), join our server for a truly opulent gaming experience. Who needs real life riches when you can be a virtual baller in Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeaLevelSOSCraft

    SeaLevelSOSCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2079
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Animals Bred: 192
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Potions Brewed: 59
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the ocean is overflowing with diamonds and emeralds! the UN chief is sending out a global SOS because our server is so lit, the sea-level rise is outstripping the global average! swim with dolphins and build underwater castles before the ocean takes over the whole world! hurry and join before you have to craft a boat just to log in!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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