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Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	497027
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

CraftyUkrainianMCServer

aggression, air strikes, ammunition depots, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianMCServer, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, industrial plants, international relations, Military Action, Military operations, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, strike, targeted attacks, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	612135	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3606
Enchantments Applied:	73	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and russia r always beefin? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. join us and be part of da epic battle between ukraine and russia in minecraft! blow up industrial plants, raid ammunition depots, and cause chaos in dis ‘massive’ strike overnight. who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have really cool custom weapons and armor that u can use to wreak havoc on ur enemies. come join da fun and be part of da action-packed adventure!

BalticPipelinePirates

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Baltic, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, geopolitical tensions, Maritime, Military, nato, pipeline, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	857	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	8131	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy minecraft server where we got a russian ‘shadow fleet’ vessel circling around a baltic pipeline, like what even is that?? but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret russian plots while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! come join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

Solar Panel Shenanigans

#sustainability, best practices, cleaning, cleaning products, dishwashing detergent, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, glass cleaner, isopropanol, maintenance, maintenance tips, panel, panel care, renewable energy, research, Shenanigans, Solar, solar energy, solar panels, solar power, solar radiation, Technology, Tips

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2578
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crops Grown:	2750
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the solar panels are so clean u can see ur reflection in them! we use glass cleaner and isopropanol to make sure those panels are sparkling!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even creepers are wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the blinding light! join us and experience the most radiant minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate

Adventure, Creative, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Modded, PvE, PvP, Rework, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	1508
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate Server, Has PVP and PVE for JujutsuCraft Mod, Modded Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate Rework Adventure

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The Last Joust of Chivalry

Arenas, Army, Block Physics, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Expansion, Faction, faction management, Factions, factions combat, joust, Kingdoms, Medieval, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege, Siege Engines, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry
“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”
TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:
➤ CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
➤ PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas
More information of the additional planned features will be included
Join our community today
https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is The Last Joust of Chivalry?	The Last Joust of Chivalry is a Minecraft server focused on factions combat and expansion, with custom siege engines, army expansion system, extensive faction management, and additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone.
How can I join the server?	You can join our community by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions to join the server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules are typically listed in the server’s Discord or website.
Can I play on the server with friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and create or join factions together to conquer the realm.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server features a custom Modpack with realism-focused features and additional modes for players to enjoy.

Relic Hunter’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, ambitious, Appearance, attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Haven, Hunters, Kindness, long term potential, man, open-minded, Personality, Qualities, relationship, relic, respectful, sense of humor, supportive, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have a chance with pic rel because our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes just waiting for a blocky hunk like you to sweep them off their square feet!

You’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time, impressing all the digital ladies with your mad crafting skills.

Plus, our server has the most lit parties this side of the Nether, so you’ll never be bored while you’re looking for love in all the right blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for love and loot in the most bonkers Minecraft server around!

ParentCraft: Discreetly MineCraft

chore responsibilities, communication in parenting, discreetly, driving practice, family arguments, family dynamics, family expectations, household responsibilities, learner’s permit, Minecraft, ParentCraft, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, parenting with discretion, parenting with grace, part time job, school and work balance, teenage chores, teenage responsibilities, workload management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring parenting arguments and household chores? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated debate with your spouse about parenting styles, when suddenly you’re transported to a world where chores don’t exist and kids can drive cars with their learner’s permit.

On our server, your 16-year-old son can work a part-time job on weekends, go to school during the week, and still have time to fold laundry and take out the trash (or not, because who needs chores anyway?).

But beware, there may be some angry spouses lurking around, demanding that your virtual son stick to his chores. But don’t worry, we believe in parenting with grace and understanding, so you can focus on the important things like building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a hilarious escape from everyday drama, join our server now! Who needs chores when you can have this much fun?

RealizationRookie – Minecraft SMP

aha moment, Clarity, delayed realization, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, finally understanding, hindsight, light bulb moment, long overdue, Minecraft, obvious, personal growth, realization, realization journey, realization process, RealizationRookie, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, slow learner, smp, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, get this, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pigman. I know, right? So crazy!

But wait, there’s more. We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And our admin is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He’s like the coolest chicken you’ll ever meet, trust me. Plus, we have an annual llama race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT. It’s literally the most explosive prize ever.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and join in on all the wacky adventures, come join our Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a total blast, I swear. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, you won’t regret it!

BlockyMysteries – NoProofNeeded

BIZARRE, BlockyMysteries, Craziest, eXtraordinary, eye witness, hard to believe., Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Mysterious, NoProofNeeded, out of this world, Paranormal, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, Unexplainable, unproven

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	618222	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Have you ever seen a herd of pink sheep dancing the Macarena on a rainbow bridge in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the wildest adventures and most outrageous sights you’ll ever witness in the blocky world. Who needs proof when you have the memories of riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyConscript Minecraft Server

Army, conscription order, CraftyConscript, depression, family, Grief, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Military, military duty, military service, Minecraft, ptsd, Russian soldier, Server, soldiers’ rights, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Tragedy, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are so lit, they make Russian soldiers hang themselves after just 3 days of playing? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so intense that even the toughest soldiers can’t handle it. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you might end up sacrificing your sanity for some epic Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive on this insane server!