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Akagi’s Epic Minecraft Server – Volume 11

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the epic showdown between Akagi and Washizu in the world of Kindai Mahjong! Join us as we reenact their intense battles in the Third Hanchan, where the stakes are high and the tiles are even higher!

Immerse yourself in the world of Akagi as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Washizu’s mind games. Will you emerge victorious like Akagi, or will you fall victim to Washizu’s cunning strategies? The choice is yours on our server!

With volumes upon volumes of excitement waiting for you, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of Mahjong like never before!

PinkHairDontCareMC

bridal shower, Clown, compromise, Damage, Dye, Friend, GOLD, human hair wig, orange, personal style, Pictures, pink hair, PinkHairDontCareMC, refusal, Self-expression, signature look, synthetic wig, Wedding, wedding colors, Wig

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can express yourself freely without judgment? Look no further than our server! We welcome all players, whether you have bright pink hair or a wig that would make even Lady Gaga jealous.

Join us and let your creativity shine! We don’t discriminate based on hair color or fashion choices – in fact, we encourage you to embrace your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual wedding to attend where your pink hair will be celebrated, not shamed.

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not on our server. Come join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself, no matter how outrageous your look may be. See you in the game!

EmoMovieFeels Minecraft Server

Company, crying, EmoMovieFeels, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional movies, emotional release, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, feelings, group dynamics, holding back tears, Minecraft, movie experience., movie viewing, movie watching, Server, social norms, social pressure, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Villages Defended:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of pretending to be a tough cookie while watching tear-jerker movies with your friends? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we have a designated “Cry Corner” where you can let it all out without judgment! Join us and release those pent-up emotions while building your dream world with fellow emotional wreck players. Who knew virtual blocks could be so therapeutic? Let the tears flow and the creativity soar on our one-of-a-kind server!

Taste Testers United

bizarre flavors, culinary adventures, eccentric tastes, exotic dishes, extraordinary flavors, odd delicacies, offbeat dining, outlandish dishes, outlandish meals, peculiar cuisine, peculiar foods, quirky snacks, strange eats, Taste, taste testing, Testers, uncommon eats, uncommon ingredients, unconventional dishes, unique meals, United, unusual cuisine, weird food

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to eat the weirdest virtual foods you can imagine, from pixelated pickles to blocky bacon. And don’t worry, they taste just as weird as they look!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary chef who once cooked up a dish so bizarre that players who ate it started speaking in backwards language for a week! Trust us, you won’t find that kind of culinary chaos anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and get ready to feast on the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food that you never knew existed in the world of Minecraft!

Handless Reminders MC

cell phones, convenience, daily tasks, digital age, digital reminders, efficiency, forgetfulness, Handless, handwritten reminders, memory aids, mobile devices, Modern Conveniences, obsolete, productivity, reminders, reminders on hand, Scheduling, smartphone reminders, Technology, Time management, to-do lists

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Void Armor Forged:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7690

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

#BioMasc, #fighterjets, #HateWomen, #MaleDiscussion, #MaleSpace, #ManlyTopics, #MenOnly, #NoDegenerates, #NoFemalesAllowed, #NoFemoids, #NoTrannies, CraftyChicks, films, Gaming, Minecraft, Music, nona, Orbiters, Politics, Safespace, Server, sports, weightlifting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	137
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1311	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness