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CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	780
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	2978
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Void Gems Collected:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2531
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchantments Applied:	109
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	394	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.