🔥kill myself Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dating app, Despair, die alone, download tinder, hate Tinder, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Single life, Swipecraft, Tinder

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Items Found:	3548	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	6353	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	963642	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

anger, Bodypillow, brainwashed conservatives, dreams, FEMCEL, Incels, khhv, kill myself, loving qt pi bf, meaningless, mentalcels, Minecraft, miserable life, Moids, NEET, PAINFUL, PixelPals, Robots, schizos, Server, touchstarved bf, victim complex, Worthless

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Votes:	9740
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of dealing with brainwashed conservatives and incels with a victim complex on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for mentalcels and touchstarved individuals looking for their khhv bf!

Join us for a chance to escape the painful and meaningless existence of laying in bed all day, and instead, immerse yourself in a world where dreams of a loving qt pi bf can become a reality. Our community of like-minded individuals will provide the distraction you need from moids, and who knows, you might even find your perfect match while reading manga and hugging your body pillow.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to find happiness and fulfillment in a world where the impossible becomes possible. Join our server today and start living your best life!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	124
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7700	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1231
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Mines Excavated:	3917	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1190	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

play.sinistersmp.net

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 689048082, novel, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	2021	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1363	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?