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LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1058
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3111
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimension Hops:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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mr6.FunnyMC.net

Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1394	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, blockcraft, EU /wowg/ guild, GLOBO FOMO, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, NA /wowg/ guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, new cinematic, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, paladin, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2814
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Android, Android phone, battery life, Best Specs, brand reputation, camera quality, comparison, design, Features, latest models, long-lasting, market, Minecraft, mobile, Performance, Phone, price, Recommendations, Smartphone, smp, Technology, user experience, user-friendly, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!