kids saying the darndest things – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

99% Wealth Minecraft Server
Altruism, Charity, Donate, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Generosity, giving back, Long-term impact, Minecraft, MONEY, moral obligation, personal values, philanthropy, Server, Social Impact, social responsibility, societal benefit, wealth, wealth distribution
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
Not only that, but our server is home to the infamous Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in high-speed dragon races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be able to claim the title of Dragon Racing Champion and win fabulous prizes?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be sure to watch your back, as things can get a little wild on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you donate 99 percent of your wealth, that is).

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UterusCraft: Test Before You Dig
Dig, test, UterusCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to test your survival skills in a world where the only way to determine if you’re pregnant is by completing insane challenges and quests. Forget about traditional pregnancy tests, here you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombie babies and creeper toddlers to prove your fertility!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of baby-making. Want to learn their ways and become the ultimate baby-making master? Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server
1% wealth, CraftyCapitalists, economic analysis, economic disparity, economic growth, financial inequality, financial report, global economy, global wealth, income gap, income inequality, Minecraft, Oxfam report, POVERTY, richest individuals, richest people, Server, social justice, top earners, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth report
u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

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EhCraft: Drone Drama
athletes, Canadians, Competition, consequences, controversy, disciplinary action, Drama, drone, drone incident, EhCraft, embarrassing situation, expulsion, international event, national pride, Olympic team, REMOVED.., repercussions.., rules violation, sent home, sports news, Sportsmanship, Team Canada, Tokyo 2020
haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

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Lovebirds & Bug Booty
Animal Behavior, animal communication, bird songs, Birds, BOOTY, bug, bugs, buzzing, chirping, courting behavior, insect noises, lovebirds, mating behavior, mating calls, mating rituals, mating season, Nature, night sounds, nocturnal activity, nocturnal creatures, Reproduction, wildlife, wildlife sounds
Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where all the birds and bugs are straight up party animals, trying to get their freak on all night long! You’ll hear them chirping and buzzing like crazy as they try to impress their potential mates. It’s like a wildlife dating show, but in Minecraft! So come on over and witness the wildest love stories unfold right before your eyes (or ears, technically). Who knows, you might even pick up some tips for your own love life. Join now and experience the ultimate nature-themed dating show in Minecraft!

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UnitedGrove
Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla
UnitedGrove is a economy based Minecraft survival server with cool custom plugins, friendly community, levels & skills, and more!
play.unitedgrove.net

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SaiMine Minecraft Server
Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, Discord, Economy, Events, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, SaiMine, Server, Survival
The owner of the server “SaiMine” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
saimine.gomc.fun

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Neapolitanish MC (1.21)
AdvancedBackups, AFK Announcer, Backpacks, BetterEndCities, betterteams, Big Doors, boss battle, Catenary, CleanPing, Combat, ConvenientAchievements, Coreprotect, creativity, Custom Resource Pack, Datapacks, ender dragon, Exploration, FoxAddition, Griefprevention, Hearths, Herobrine, HerobrineBossFight, InteractionVisualizers, Mobheads, MoreBlocks, MoreMobs, Neapolitan, PlayerDropsHead, Players and Mobs drop heads, quality of life, saddle, Stonecutter revamps, Structures, Survival, Tectonic, Tool Trims, Treefeller, Trees, TrueEnding., vanilla friendly, Villages, Waystones
NEAPOLITANISH MC!!!
Neapolitanish aims to recreate minecraft in a whole new way. New structures, tool trims, advanced worldgen, and so much more! Neapolitanish gives Vanilla MC the bird. Who wants a boring unexciting flavor of gameplay? It’s all the same to Vanilla Minecraft. Neapolitan is fresh, gives 3 new flavors of how to play:
1. Exploration. New Villages, Structures, Trees, and much more. And of course, Waystones!
2. Quality of Life addons: Afk Announcer, Stonecutter revamps, Players and Mobs drop heads, tool trims! Backpacks, InteractionVisualizers, and much much more as well.
3. Creativity and Combat: Gone are the myths of Herobrine, now you can actually fight him in a boss battle! The Ender Dragon fight has been changed as well! – Big Doors, Big Door Physics, Double Doors, as well as drills, Hanging Chains and Ropes, and so much more!
This is completely vanilla-friendly, of course, so no mods needed!
Enjoy 3 flavors in 1 scoop of Neapolitan!
(P.S. : custom resource pack, make sure you download it when you join)
Server IP: neapolitmc.ddns.net
(1.21)
Plugins:
AdvancedBackups
BackpackPlus
VillagerOptimizer
BigDoors
BigDoorsPhysics
SeeMore
Insights
SimplePetsCleanPingInteractionVisualizer
FoxAddition (Anticheat)
AxGraves
TPATreeFellerBetterTeams
FOUND
BetterRTPCoreProtectGriefPrevention
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Datapacks:
AFK Announcer
BetterEndCities
Catenary
CauldronConcretePowder
ConvenientAchievements
Explorify
Gm4DoubleDoors
Gm4UndeadPlayers
Hearths
HerobrineBossFight
KattersStructures (Ambient, Dungeon, Village)
Kawamoods Waystones
Kawamoods Waystones in Villages
MinersDelight
MobHeads
MoreBlocks
MoreMobs
PlayerDropsHead
Saddle
Tectonic
ToolTrims
TrueEnding
neapolitmc.ddns.net

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PixelPuzzle Minecraft Server
analytical thinking, brainstorm solutions, critical thinking, find a solution, Minecraft, overcome challenges, PixelPuzzle, Problem solver, problem solving, problem solving approach, problem solving methods, problem solving mindset, problem solving strategies, problem solving techniques, problem-solving skills, puzzle solving, resolve issues, Server, solve it, Solve this problem, tackle problems, troubleshoot
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, offering to trade their TNT for some shiny gems. Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers invaded the town square, but instead of brains, they were looking for a good book club to join?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of feathers for your arrows.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you around the next block.

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ShuTakumiHater420 Minecraft SMP
ace attorney, AGES, Character development, controversy, criticism, Dahlia, Fandom, Fans, Gaming Community, judgment, Minecraft, murder, online harassment, REGINA, shu takumi, ShuTakumiHater420, smp, social media, storytelling, toxic behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games
Are you tired of all the drama over fictional character ages in the Ace Attorney fandom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own courtroom to settle disputes over pixelated murder mysteries. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mia Fey haunts our server, ready to help you crack the case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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