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DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Towns Built:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	292
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

Minecraft SMP: It starts with a Creeper Hug

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs, where the pigs can fly (literally), and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Who needs a regular old chicken farm when you have that kind of poultry power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughs, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Bagpipes & Blockades Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Votes:	7627	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Scottish Cup final between Sellick and Sevco – intense, competitive, and full of surprises! Join us in 1 hour and 45 minutes for some epic gameplay at Hampden (aka our server) at 3:00pm sharp. Who will come out on top? Will it be Sellick or Sevco? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the thrill for yourself. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	160
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

Aesthetic, Architecture, blocky, bonanza, Builders, chuuba, Community, Creative, design, discussion, Embernada, Emburger, Food, general, inspiration, Literature, McEmbers, menu, Order, Rentry, Restaurant, Seasonal, Thread

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!

NakedCraft: Pants Optional

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose to play either clothed or nude! Why limit yourself to just one outfit when you can switch it up whenever you feel like it?

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons in your birthday suit or build towering castles in your finest diamond armor. The possibilities are endless when you have the freedom to choose your attire.

Our server is also home to the legendary Nude Olympics, where players compete in events such as naked parkour, bare chested archery, and the commando relay race. Who needs clothes when you have skills like these?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner fashionista or exhibitionist. It’s time to get clothed/nude and start crafting your own unique style!

Crafting Chaos – Summer Server Fun!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	97
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring summer plans in your country? Well, THIS Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! On THIS Minecraft server, you can also ride giant turtles through lava-filled caves, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft).

So why waste your summer doing boring stuff when you can join THIS Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join now before the dancing skeletons run out of glow sticks!

CoomerCraft: Where the LOLs Never End!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our mining areas are so rich in diamonds, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft Kardashian. – Our building competitions are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny. – Our survival challenges are so hardcore, even Steve himself would struggle to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for players to challenge to a PvP battle. Will you be brave enough to face him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyQueens: Where Women Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	197	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	193	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	4260

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from all the obnoxious moralfags of the world! Join us and leave behind the screams of women as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Build, mine, and laugh your way through our ridiculously fun world where the only thing louder than a woman’s scream is your laughter! So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before!

MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only currency is Mikan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with Mikan. But these weren’t just any ordinary Mikan, oh no. These Mikan had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a pet llama that can shoot lasers from its eyes and a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms at will. Plus, every Sunday we have a Mikan party where we all dress up as giant oranges and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the Mikan madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on this server, Mikan is life.