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DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2697	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	165
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

Minecraft SMP: It starts with a Creeper Hug

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs, where the pigs can fly (literally), and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Who needs a regular old chicken farm when you have that kind of poultry power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughs, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Bagpipes & Blockades Minecraft Server

2002, bagpipes, blockades, Championship, countdown, EXCITEMENT, FINAL, football, Glasgow, hampden, Hampden Park, Kickoff, Minecraft, old firm, Rivalry, Scottish Cup Final, Scottish Derby, Scottish Football, Scottish Teams, Sellick, Server, sevco, Soccer, Sportsmanship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Scottish Cup final between Sellick and Sevco – intense, competitive, and full of surprises! Join us in 1 hour and 45 minutes for some epic gameplay at Hampden (aka our server) at 3:00pm sharp. Who will come out on top? Will it be Sellick or Sevco? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the thrill for yourself. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

CarShame Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

SkinnyMomNoShame

archeological dig, back pain, body image, body positivity, Chronic pain, Communication, compliments, eating habits, Exercise, fad diets, family dynamics, fat shaming, hurtful comments, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-perception, SkinnyMomNoShame, university life, weight loss

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

BlockyMemeMadness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

BlockyBorschtBattle

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	123
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	164617	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Items Found:	4766	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!