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CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	8557
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Votes:	9190	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Emeralds Found:	8354	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	5781	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	4000
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

2010s, against porn, amateur creators, artistic expression, average people, Camera, confusion, coomer, Effort, Garbage, girls riding dildos, high ratings, hooked on porn, internet, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, originality, overblown, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, porn hype, porn shills, quality of porn, quality porn, quantity porn, social media, solo artists

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7629	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	90
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6927	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!