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This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Votes:	6821	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1561
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	646
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	4292	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Animals Bred:	74	Endless Night Skies:	1

So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!