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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7444 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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