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Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	154
Undead Armies Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	866591
Star Shards Collected:	263	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Items Found:	5916
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Animals Bred:	148	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Farms Harvested:	338	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2594

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8281
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2738	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Potions Brewed:	98	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!