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MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5722
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Votes:	5901

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Void Armor Forged:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4170
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Votes:	4747	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	354683	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!