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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3768 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 8039 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.