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NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	7651	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	3533
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	6327	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Votes:	4969
Star Shards Collected:	181	Enchantments Applied:	140

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9362

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5700
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.