KEMAL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7210	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Griefer’s Paradise

Anime, azur lane, blue archive, ecchi, F/GO, gacha, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, Griefers, honkai star rail, lewd, Mcsmp, Minecraft, mobile games, Neural Cloud, nikke, Paradise, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, thighs, waifus

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, on our server, we only care about one thing – sexy gacha girls!

Join us if you want to see your favorite waifus from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, and more come to life in pixelated form. We have created a special mod that turns every block into a voluptuous vixen, so you can literally build your dream harem!

But beware, the mobs on our server are not your typical zombies and creepers. They are all sexy gacha girls looking for some action, so be prepared to fight them off with your diamond sword and pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare loot drop in the form of a lewd fanart or a scandalous scenario.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with gacha sluts, lewd adventures, and endless laughs! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of thirst for those pixelated babes.

TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7439	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4104	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	9692
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	1836
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Votes:	7672
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	789
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Love Letters Sent:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?