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MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	109
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	323	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7610
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4824
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7361	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	630002	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1958
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!