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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 631 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 755483 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 471 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
