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Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

Adrenaline, cars, Challenges, Competition, Crafty, creeper, Customization, Drifting, drivers, driving games, Enderman, Fast-paced, map size, multiplayer, Obstacles, open world, Racing, realistic graphics, ROAD, road variety, rule, simulation, SPEED, steering wheel compatible, traffic, Trucks, trucksim, Vehicles

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

big picture, Conspiracy Theory, Evidence, Explaining, Explaining the Grail, Fun, global impact, GRAIL, GrailCraft, hidden knowledge, historical revelation, Humanity, illuminati, largest conspiracy, paradigm shift., patience, Positive Change, secret society, uncovering mysteries, uncovering secrets, uncovering the truth, uncovering truth, world-altering discovery, world-changing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

#gamer, Anomaly is trash edition, Book, cdda modlist, Colonists, Crafty, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, game development, game discussion, Game Mods, Game recommendations, mod load orders, Mods, new patch notes, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, VIBES, yayo modlist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	71	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

achievement, AMBITION, aspiration, Crafty, cravings, desire, determination, dreams, DRIVE, fulfillment, goal-setting, growth, inspiration, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, progress, purpose, Self Discovery, self improvement, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	623121
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	146
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2698
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

#youtube, Alpa Chomps, appreciation, Beewee Crover, Chika Fujilisa, discussion, Dollie Hitsujida, Eira, EN streamers, essie, Friends, friendshaped, Hoshimiya Meeple, itsmoisi, JP streamers, Kotomi Snacks, Krumroll, Lisa, madness, Maru Nanamona, Meruru, Mintmai, NinoEgyn, Noena Yumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, Rhea Nevermore, rule, savehymn, Shear, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptuber, Sheeptubers, Sleep Sheep ASMR, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, twitch, VT, Vtuber, Wool, world, youho0411, Zenya Hima

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

activism, advocacy, animal rights, Awareness, Beyond, CHANGE, Community, ctrl+f, Impact, needs to be known, not highlighted, protest, social justice, stop violence, Stopkillinggames, Stopkillinggames.com, StopKillingMePlz, trying, Unity, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2936
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!