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TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6528
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crops Grown:	1771
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3690	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7633
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	211
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	670318	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!