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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Star Shards Collected:	84	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9079
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4762
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ores Mined:	2349
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

SibSquadWeddingBonanza

choosing family, complicated family history, Controversial Decision, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, guest list, half siblings, multiple siblings, parental neglect, parental relationships, sibling bond, SibSquadWeddingBonanza, social media backlash, step siblings, unconventional upbringing, unique family situation, Wedding, wedding invites, wedding planning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	4771
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Imagine a world where your dad has multiple baby mamas and a whole bunch of siblings you didn’t even know existed. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand?

We promise you won’t find a more dysfunctional family dynamic anywhere else. From jealous siblings to overbearing second moms, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to escape to a virtual world where the drama is just pixels on a screen.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wedding invitation you’ll never forget. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one filled with twists and turns? Join now and let the madness begin!

FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping, emotional intelligence, exclusion, feeling left out, FOMO, FOMOcraft, Friends, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!