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Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Crops Grown:	1328	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7212
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9203	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	388
Void Gems Collected:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!