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Red Revolutionista 1.20

chinese communist party, class struggle, communism, Cuban Revolution, dictatorship of the proletariat, economic theory, equality, Friedrich Engels, government system, Karl Marx, Marxist theory, political ideology, political philosophy, red, redistribution of wealth, revolution, Revolutionista, social justice, socialism, socialist society, soviet union, workers’ rights

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride through a pixelated utopia where everyone shares everything like it’s freakin’ communism!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house and then just share it with your neighbors because why the heck not?

Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who are all about that equal distribution of resources, man. It’s like living in a virtual commune, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate socialist Minecraft server where everyone is equal, except for those damn Ender Dragons. They’re just capitalist pigs trying to hoard all the XP for themselves.

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	8928
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	882	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3575	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6747	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.