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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6336	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	690	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Asian heritage, cultural identity, debunked myths, digital age, discrimination, Diversity, Ethnic groups, ethnicities, global communication, internet, japanese, Japanese people, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online rumors, PALS, PIXEL, racial prejudices, racial profiling, Server, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5584
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4769
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	7837	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome

acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Votes:	3582	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3532	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!

Cazycraft

clan system, Custom Bosses, Economy, Kits, mineral protections, PvP, Ranking system, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual store

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

/HiRyS/ Minecraft SMP Land

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, IRyS Status, IRySSA, Jet tag, Karaoke, Land, MerchRyS, Milestones, Minecraft, Mouthwashing, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, SmolRyS plushie rerun, smp, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous. From plushies to clear folders, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our 2024 Valentines merch – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! We have mini series that will have you on the edge of your seat, and voicepacks that will make you feel like a superstar. And if that’s not enough, we even have a jet tag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!