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FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3435
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	3597
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	7773	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2968	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	234	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2995

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7354	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Votes:	4766	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.