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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mines Excavated:	1320
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for outrageous events like Full Burst Day, where the world literally explodes every weekend!

Our current special recruit, Cinderella, is on a mission to find her glass slipper while fighting off evil step-sisters. And don’t miss out on Rapunzel’s Pure Grace, a free SSR with luscious locks that can defeat any foe!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up, we have Grave, a spooky recruit who will send shivers down your spine. And who can forget Scarlet’s Black Shadow costume, perfect for blending into the shadows while plotting your next move.

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

Commitment, Community, Dedication, Development, empowerment, growth, Impact, influence, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Nick, Nicks, painful truth, post, progress, Server, shaping up, True, true leader, vision

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4474

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Gaming, Hunter, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	22982

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

anxiety, ARMS, Boss, Communication, Conflict, coping, Cuts, discrimination, Empathy, FIRED, firing, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, resolution, self harm, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Workplace

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	8915
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	113	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAXR.MCMCMC.NET

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!