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KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	7325
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	143	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	156

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.