Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
97/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Potions Brewed: |
94 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
20 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
0 |
Magic Items Found: |
1057 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
3 |
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