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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 5380 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 3246 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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