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SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

AnonSecrets, anonymous confession, concealed truth, ConfessCraft, confidential disclosure, confidential revelation, hidden confession, hidden desires, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate confession, personal confession, private confession, private revelation, private thoughts, secret revelation, Secrets, smp, suppressed memories, undisclosed confession, undisclosed emotions, unspoken feelings, untold secrets

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4457
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3255
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ores Mined:	3506	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	7881
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	2575	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	3824

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	1146	Crops Grown:	8596
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.