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Socialize Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, Conform, Craft, discrimination, Frustration, ghosting, Girlfriend, Kafkaesque, Make Friends, nrmy, Obstacles, ostracized, perseverance, pop culture, rdditors, rejection, self improvement, Social Skills, Socialize, society, teenager, trivial

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	817238	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Tired of being ostracized for not fitting in with the normies? Sick of being ghosted by girls who can’t appreciate your uniqueness? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of society’s expectations!

On our server, you can socialize with fellow misfits and outcasts who will appreciate you for who you are. No need to conform to mainstream pop culture here – we celebrate individuality and weirdness!

Forget about the nrmy rdditors telling you how to live your life. On our server, you can be yourself without judgment. Embrace the chaos, unleash your creativity, and build your own virtual world where you can finally feel at home.

Don’t let society’s rules hold you back – join our Minecraft server and let your freak flag fly high! It’s time to break free from the chains of conformity and embrace your inner weirdo. See you in the game, fellow rebels!

RezzCraft: The Server Where Your Blocks Are Safe… Unless a Creeper Shows Up!

bedrock, blocks, Chill, commands, Community, Community Farm, creeper, crops, Discord, Enhancements, Farming, Friendly, Golden Shovel, grief-free, Ip:, java, Leveling, Mature, Perks, Plugins, RezzCraft, Safe, Server, shows, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
1.21 Support
Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics
Grief Prevention
Leveling System
Advanced Farming System

Server Information

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Server IP: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Grief Prevention in place to protect your land.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I unlock new perks and commands?	Progress through our leveling system to unlock them.

TransCraft Minecraft Server

discrimination, harm, mental health, Minecraft, mtf, Server, stigma, TransCraft, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender awareness, transgender community, transgender discrimination, transgender education, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender misconceptions, transgender myths, transgender rights, transgender stereotypes, transgender stigma, transgender violence, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where MtF transsexuals are the ultimate villains, using their shape-shifting powers to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of rainbow sheep plotting to overthrow the server admins. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy rebellion? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper/#420

83268946, comma separated, CraftyCreeper420, Generate, HASHTAG, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Previous thread, smp, symbols, tags, Thread, up to 20

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your most prized possessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant wool factory. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

JoblessRevengeCraft

attorney consultation, defending oneself, dress code violations, helping others, hostile work environment, intimidation tactics, JoblessRevengeCraft, lack of support, legal options, office dynamics, office politics, professional ethics, RETALIATION, right to work state, security concerns, under appreciated, unfair accusations, unfair treatment, workplace discrimination, workplace loyalty, wrongful termination

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4866
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting fired unfairly is a thing of the past! Join us and build your dream world where you can fix all the computer problems without fear of being accused of wrongdoing. Our boss mobs won’t yell at you or slam items in front of you, they’ll just drop epic loot for you to collect.

Become the ultimate admin of your own virtual world and never have to deal with office drama again. And don’t worry, if someone tries to log in as you, just slash them with your diamond sword and show them who’s boss.

Join now and let’s create a server where everyone is appreciated and no one gets fired for ridiculous reasons. Plus, we have a friendly community where even your sister won’t get in trouble for speaking her mind. So come on in and let’s build a world where fairness and fun reign supreme!

NoH8Craft Minecraft SMP

arrogance, character flaw, close-mindedness, dealbreaker, dishonesty, dislike, dislikeable behavior, first impression, insensitivity, instant turn off, judgmental, lack of empathy, Minecraft, negative trait, Negativity, NoH8Craft, Personality, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, unfriendly attitude

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Do you hate it when people chew with their mouths open? Well, on our server, we have a strict no chewing rule! That’s right, if you dare to crunch on some carrots while playing, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “om nom nom.”

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better have some llama treats handy, because these fluffy merchants don’t take emeralds as payment!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join us today and prepare for a wild ride! Just make sure to brush up on your llama language skills before you log on.

Spotlight Thieves R Us

attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, opinion, people, Personal experiences, perspective, Relate, Respect, self-centered behavior, Situation, social dynamics, social interactions, spotlight, stealing, Support, thieves, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Potions Brewed:	107	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2361

Are you tired of being overshadowed by people trying to one-up your stories on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Spotlight Stealing” policy! We guarantee that your stories will always be the most epic and outrageous ones shared in our community.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a giant chicken, or building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and be the star of the show on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Censorship, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intimidation, Journalism, KremlinCraft, Kursk Oblast, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, political tension, press freedom, Propaganda, russia, security concerns, Server, threat, Ukraine, war rhetoric, Western journalists

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies, ukraine drama, and kursk oblast shenanigans! build your own bunker to hide from the russian threats or join forces with the ukrainians to take over the server! who will come out on top in this crazy world of international intrigue? join now to find out and experience the chaos for yourself! bonus: we have vodka dispensers in every corner for that authentic russian experience!

TrumpCraftIranHack

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital security, donald trump, election interference, foreign interference, Hack, Information Security, intelligence agencies, iran, national security, political hacking, presidential campaign, TrumpCraftIranHack, US intelligence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u also love playing minecraft? well, guess what?! on this server, u can be both! join us and help us take down the evil empire of Iran who hacked into Donald Trump’s campaign. u will be like a super spy in the world of minecraft, fighting for justice and freedom. plus, we have the best virtual martinis at our secret agent bar. come join us and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

USB Port Pile-Up Server

accessibility, Computer, connectivity, consumer router, convenience, data storage, file management, file server, file sharing, Hardware, home network, IT, network security, networking, pile, pileup, PORT, Server, Server Setup, software, Technical, Technology, usb, USB port

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, u know how ur router has that lil usb port that u never use? well, on our server, we turn that bad boy into a file server! it’s like magic, but with files.

imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.

and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?

so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.

MindfulCraft: Pain-Free Vets!

Chronic pain, Healthcare, holistic healing, mental health, MindfulCraft, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness for chronic pain, mindfulness for veterans, mindfulness practices, mindfulness programs, mindfulness techniques, mindfulness therapy, pain management, pain relief, PainFree, research, scalable interventions, Telehealth, Veterans, Vets, virtual care, well-being

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

So, like, you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly you feel this pain in your back like you just got hit by a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, my fellow blockheads, cuz this server is here to save the day! We got this new research that says if you join our server, your chronic pain will magically disappear like a stack of diamonds in your inventory!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle and suddenly you feel this wave of mindfulness wash over you like a soothing potion of healing. Your well-being is through the roof, and you’re slaying zombies left and right with a newfound sense of inner peace.

Join us on this epic adventure where pain is just a distant memory and mindfulness is the key to unlocking your full potential in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!