Kabe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crops Grown:	9507	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	2458	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ores Mined:	3967

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Votes:	8889
Players Killed by Monsters:	6473	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	1964
Magic Items Found:	2954	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crops Grown:	4138	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Farms Harvested:	701
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9569
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!