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HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	136

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Animals Bred:	165

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

€350 million, Accountability, accusations, assets, catholic church, church scandal, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, fraud, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, lying.., Minecraft, Official, Property, real estate deal, scandal, Server, Vatican

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥

CraftyRishiSunakLOL

brexit, British economy, British Parliament, British politics, Chancellor of the Exchequer, conservative party, CraftyRishiSunakLOL, current events, election loss, Government, leadership change, News, political figures, political turmoil, Politics, prime minister, resignation, rishi sunak, UK election, UK Government, UK politics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3840	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, like, rishi sunak was all like, “i’m outta here, dudes!” after he lost the UK election. but guess what? he didn’t just disappear into the shadows or whatever. nope, he actually decided to join this EPIC minecraft server!

why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.

so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.

join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!

The pond of vanilla guys trying to sneak in with flippers, but 18+ ladies only!

Active, Beautiful, bedrock, Community, Discord, Events, Flippers, Fun, Girls, guys, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, java, Join, ladies, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, pond, role playing, Server, sneak, Social, TOWN, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.
Discord	https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

Description

Hello! I’m looking for more girls to join my Minecraft server! It is fairly new with 5-10 active people at a time. We have created a beautiful little town and would love to have others join us. The server works for both Java and Bedrock versions, so no need to worry about compatibility. We are planning to host multiple fun events including hide and seek, hunger games, and even a bit of role-playing.

Discord

https://discord.gg/etd8AdwtEW

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	To join the server, please connect to the Discord server provided above and follow the instructions in the announcements channel.
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, so players of either version can join and play together.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	We host events such as hide and seek, hunger games, and role-playing scenarios to keep the gameplay fun and engaging for all players.

Crafty Summer Sale Minecraft Server

Crafty, DISCOUNTS, game bundles, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, gaming sales, gaming wishlist, indie games, Minecraft, online shopping, pc games, post carts, Recommendations, sale, Server, steam summer sale, Summer, summer deals, summer gaming, video games, virtual reality, Wishlist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and ride around in post carts that are powered by magical rainbow unicorns. Yes, you read that right – unicorns! These majestic creatures will take you on a wild ride through our server, where you’ll encounter flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a recommendation system unlike any other. Instead of just recommending cool builds or resources, our players recommend the most bizarre and hilarious things you can imagine. From building a giant toilet to creating a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

ThinkCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ThinkCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, literally! Our server is so advanced that we have genetically modified pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies. Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig and conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate through the maze and claim the riches waiting for you at the end? Or will you fall victim to the lava pits and killer bunnies that guard the treasure?

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not join our weekly llama racing tournament? Strap a saddle on a llama and race against other players for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible…even pigs flying.

ApocCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apocalypse, ApocCraft, Chaos, End of the World, FAITH, family, fear, final moments, Friends, Goodbye, Hope, Humanity, last days, love, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, resilience, Server, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	262	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just another fun adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own underground bunker, battling mutant zombies, and scavenging for resources in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a server that combines survival, adventure, and a healthy dose of insanity, look no further. Join us and see what you’d be doing if the world is ending…and have a blast doing it!

AnnoyingSteveTVshow

abhorrent, aggravating, AnnoyingSteveTVshow, bothersome, Character, Despicable, detestable, exasperating, frustrating, grating, insufferable, IRRITATING, loathed, loathsome, most annoying, Obnoxious, repugnant, Repulsive, TV series, Unbearable, vexing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying TV characters? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can unleash all your pent-up frustration by building a giant statue of the most annoying TV character and then blowing it up with TNT! Join us for a cathartic experience like no other.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart these feathered foes and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft.

DroneCraft Server: Wind Turbine Warfare

#covert operations, Advanced weaponry, CAMOUFLAGE, China, Deception, Defense, DroneCraft, Espionage, international relations, Italian officials, libya, military drones, military equipment, MQ-9 Reaper, SECURITY, Server, Shipments, Surveillance, Technology, Turbine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, WIND, wind turbines

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	3380
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	2842

so, like, this server is like those china-made military drones disguised as wind turbines in libya, but in minecraft form. imagine flying around in a wind turbine, spying on other players and causing chaos. it’s like being a secret agent, but in a blocky world. join us if you want to be a sneaky spy drone in minecraft, it’s gonna be epic. plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. come join the madness, you won’t regret it.