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CraftyDudesMC

CraftyDudesMC, hobbies for guys, hobbies for men, hobbies that leave a good impression, hobby choices, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby list, hobby options, hobby preferences, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, impressionable hobbies, male activities, male hobbies, male hobbies for positive impact, male interests, male pastimes, positive hobbies, positive impression

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Emeralds Found:	4015	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro paradise!

Join us if you want to show off your sick PvP skills and dominate in epic battles against other players. We have custom plugins that give you superpowers like shooting fireballs out of your hands or turning invisible.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out in intense cage matches. The winner gets bragging rights and a diamond sword that’s so sharp it can cut through anything.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can flex your muscles, show off your manly skills, and be the alpha male of the Minecraft world, then come join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HungaryCraft: PropagandaMinerBan

Accountability, Corruption, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, Justice, Magnitsky sanctions, Political, propaganda minister, PropagandaMinerBan, sanctions, sanctions list, targeted individuals, united states, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a party that’s off the charts!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.

plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.

and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!

Squat-Powered Bike Adventures

Adventures, alternative transportation, assisted squats, bicycles, bike, bike commuting, commuting, cycling, eco-friendly transportation, Exercise, FITNESS, green transportation, healthy living, leg muscles, leg strength, leg workout, mode of transportation, one-legged squats, pedal power, physical activity, SquatPowered, sustainable transportation, Transportation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT BICYCLES POWERED BY ONE LEGGED SQUATS. IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A BIKE WHILE DOING SQUATS, YOU’LL HAVE LEGS OF STEEL IN NO TIME. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN GUARDING IT. ALSO, OUR RESIDENT CREEPER, BOB, LOVES TO GIVE HUGS. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF FUNNY MOMENTS.

Celtic Sisterhood Server

ancestral communities, ancient civilizations, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, British History, celtic, Celtic society, cultural practices, DNA evidence, family structure, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genetic analysis, genetic studies, historical research, iron age britain, marriage traditions, matrilocal arrangement, Mobility, Server, Sisterhood, social networks, women’s roles

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Farms Harvested:	359
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together!

GRCrazyCraft

Active, bedrock, Challenges, Community, Friendly, gameplay, GRCrazyCraft, Greek, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, OWNER, Parkour, Server, smp, Survival, Unique, Universe, Vanilla, YouTuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Wonderful Exploration Games 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, adult gaming, branching paths, Character development, choice-based games, Decision making, Exploration, game design, game development, games, h games, immersive experiences, indie games, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, mature themes, narrative-driven games, player agency, role playing games, storytelling, visual novels, WEGs, Wonderful

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Yo, bro, forget about those boring H-games, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got WEGs that will blow your mind! Why settle for pixelated babes when you can have epic adventures in a blocky world? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate WEG madness!

DadCraft – Do with That Info!

DadCraft, Info

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguing with your dad over calling people “good boy/girl”! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no angry teachers in sight.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about getting yelled at for expressing your opinions. We promise that our virtual landscapes are free from overreacting parents and are filled with endless possibilities.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without fear of getting scolded for speaking your mind. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have fun in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

Come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a place where being called a “good boy/girl” is a compliment, not a trigger for a family argument. See you in the game!

Crafty2025Fun

2025, Achievements, Advancements, aspirations, Crafty2025Fun, dreams, Environment, fulfillment, Future, goals, Happiness, health, hopes, innovation, opportunities, Peace, progress, prosperity, society, success, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Alien Abductions:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In 2025, we predict that our server will become the official training ground for a secret society of ninja pandas. That’s right, ninja pandas! Join us now and learn the ways of the bamboo-wielding warriors as you battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary Diamond Bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!

CraftyPeacekeepers

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeacekeepers, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, talks, Troops, uk, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3396
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol ok so like, imagine u join this amazin minecraft server and u get to be a peacekeeping troop in ukraine but like in minecraft world lmao. u gotta like build peace and stuff by buildin houses and plantin flowers and like makin sure no creepers blow stuff up. it’s gonna be so epic, u gotta join now and be a hero for ukraine in minecraft world. plus u get to wear cool army gear and ride on horses while u protect the land. come join the fun and show ur peacekeepin skills in this wild minecraft adventure!

BlockyClimateTrolls

agrichemical companies, Agriculture (Industry), BlockyClimateTrolls, climate change, climate delay, climate denial, climate obstruction, corporate responsibility, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental solutions, fossil fuel energy, fossil fuel industries, Fossil Fuels, networking, plastic industry, Plastics, regulatory burdens, social media, tweeting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4355

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MINE FOSSIL FUELS AND MAKE PLASTICS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIKE TWEETING FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRIES, NETWORKING FOR CLIMATE DELAY AND DENIAL! WE HIGHLIGHT THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF REGULATORY BURDENS WHILE CREATING INSANE ENVIRONMENTAL SOLUTIONS LIKE BUILDING GIANT PLASTIC TREES AND DRIVING GAS GUZZLING MINECARTS! COME JOIN US FOR A LOLZ TIME AND HELP DESTROY THE EARTH IN STYLE! #SAVETHEPLANET #NOTREALLY #JUSTKIDDING #MINECRAFTFUN #JOINUSNOW!