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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	996996	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	7704
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3260

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	6365
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4698	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6565

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9621	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!