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CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	4557	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	575008	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	3930
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Towns Built:	6
Potions Brewed:	189	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3687	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Votes:	3147	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	4834	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!