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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1210 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!