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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4567 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.
but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.
so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.
