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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8556 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
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