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GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5632	Buildings Constructed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6230
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5018	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!