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VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	6402	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

altered state of mind, Consciousness, death bed, deathbed, ego death, existential crisis, hallucination, inner journey, introspection, life-changing experience., mind expansion, opportunity, personal growth, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic therapy, PsychedelicCraft, Rewrite, rewrite life, Self Discovery, self reflection, spiritual awakening, transformation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	263
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Body, Cancer, cancer immunotherapy, cells, Critical role, current therapies, damage prevention, Defending, Defense, discovery, Effectiveness, findings, immune system, immunotherapies, Improvement, protein, research, researchers, study, TIMP-1, TimpCraft, tissues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5047	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	8859	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	2445
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

attraction, CubanCraft, Cubans, cultural exchange, Event, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, HOURS, inside, international relations, long lines, Military, Naval, peek, Popular, Queue, russia, ship tour, Ships, tourism, very nice, Warships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	7452	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!