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Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime discussion, blocky, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, future arc, gear 5, Gear 5 speculation, gear fourth, Grand Line, Haki, Manga, manga analysis, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new world, one piece, one piece theories, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Wano Country

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	257
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Gear 5, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Gear 5 and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’re known to break out into spontaneous flash mobs at any moment.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, braless, Communication, DadCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, generational differences, home improvement, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, nightgown, overreacting, privacy, Renovations, Respect, Server, social etiquette, Therapy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5705	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

aita, Alimony, AlimonyCraft, bills, Business, Cancer, Coldhearted, CoParenting, designer clothes, Divorce, forgiveness, hard time, Help, Infidelity, multi-million dollar house, prenuptial agreement, Procedures, quality of life, SAHM, spender, tiktok, Waivers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, company policy, Confidential, corporate, Covert, CraftyPolicies, hidden, INTERNAL, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, Procedures, Public, regulations, rules, secretive, Server, Surprising, undercover, undisclosed, unexpected, unknown

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

administration, biden, BidenCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Convinced, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israelis, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation skills, peace negotiations, Persuasion, political strategy, president, regret, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9468	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Votes:	2202	Villages Defended:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

animal control, animal welfare, breed restrictions, breed-specific legislation, BullyCraft, dog breed, dog breed restrictions, dog ownership, Irish laws, Irish pets, legislation, ownership restrictions, pet ownership, pet ownership laws, pet regulations, republic of ireland, restricted breeds, woof, Woofs, XL bullies, XL bully breed, XL bully laws, XL bully ownership

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

Academia, ACADEMIC, academic integrity, Assistance, Authorship, citation, collaboration, CraftyScientistz, data analysis, Disclosure, Ethics, papers, peer review, Plagiarism, publication, research, scholarly communication, scientists, third party services, transparency, Writing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3470	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Australia, backups, build events, Cheating, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, CREEPERS, Datapacks, default settings, Disabled fire spawning, discord server, Double Shulker Shell Drops, Dragon drops elytra, End Gateways, English only., Europe, fear, Friends, Griefing, Jackbox, Join, microphone, more mob heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, PvP competitions, rules, shopping district, Silence Mobs, smp, stealing, Thugcraft, Tread, Vanilla, vanilla settings, voice chat, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mines Excavated:	1920
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.