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Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9446
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Star Shards Collected:	124	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	1673
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	9397	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ores Mined:	2842

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6505	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

AnnihilateCraft

AnnihilateCraft, Annihilation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iranian Army Commander, Israel, Israel-Iran tensions, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, SECURITY, threat assessment, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5580	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	9563	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity like for realz. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. like, we got this one dude who built a giant potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. no joke. and another player who turned their entire base into a roller coaster. like, what even?

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic community ever. we have regular events like spleef tournaments and hide and seek games. plus, our admins are super chill and always down for a good laugh. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant game of tag. it was wild.

so yeah, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, then you gotta check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town.

BotCraft: Homogenize & Observe

Accelerating, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, data, Digital, experiences, Homogenize, homogenizing, influence, internet, Manipulation, observations, Observe, ONLINE, Perspectives, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got pigs flying, literally. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and it sprouted wings and soared through the sky like a majestic bacon angel. true story, bro.

our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players build an entire city out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena. it’s like watching a bunch of deranged chickens fighting over the last piece of corn.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing? yeah, they throw the wildest parties every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a jukebox.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyLonelySurvival

alertness, belonging, coping mechanisms, CraftyLonelySurvival, ETL, evolutionary psychology, Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness, Frequency, Loneliness, mental health, Nightmares, overthinking, Psychological, psychological effects, research, Sleep, social connection, stress, study, Survival, well-being

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!